"Help Im on Fire!"
by Sekao Leniad
A Horrible poem/study in nosensical literature of the second century inspired by a strange mind and a western civ exam which will commence on the following morning of the night on which this was written

I once ran into my room
trying to hide from all the crazy nonsense
then there was a very loud boom
as the built up gas caught the burning incense

My sneakers melted with great speed
and stuck me fast to the pavement beneath my feet
Then I suddenly felt the great need
to hide from the tremendous pressure of the Heat

then as I nearly died
I cried
because my sneakers had melted
and my loud cries I belted
and could be heard for miles
not caring some change the dials
to see what else is on
as they pray for the rising of the dawn

but their tears fall in to the lake
that all worries fallen there do make
don't try to find your reflecrtion inside
or forever ther your gaze may abide

holding your gaze twisted thus it does
to you all you were trying to avoid because
escape you tried the heat around
but your sneakers melted to the ground

soft gooey rubber oozes puddled
your words come out hazy muddled
as you wish there someone had with you cuddled
before you bacame so thus befuddled

Sneakers now are almost gone
shoelaces catch fire near the end of thier song
now it seems it won't be long
till at your end strikes the resounding Gong

What happened to the Fat Lady that
usually closes each momentous event that begat
a crowd spewing forth from theaters and other venues fat
with money left where the people had sat

has she thus fallen ill with serious malady?
Our dear beloved singing fat lady?
or did she skip town changing name to Katie
in order to escape her mad lover Sadie

Sadie really was not a nice Guy
and many around the m wondered why
the nice fat lady would utter a sigh
as she looked lovingly as he said goodbye

fat lady come back and bring me my sneakers that melted in the nonsense lake
of worries that so muddled my thoughts that I thought sadie weas a nice guy
too why did you choose the name Katie?
Help Im on Fire!